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International VAT – Complex, expensive and difficult. The triggerpoints

By Marcus Ward 2 August 2016

Further to the recent announcement of our comprehensive and extensive new International tax service offering here I thought it a good idea to provide a brief guide on when a business or an adviser needs to consider indirect tax when selling overseas. I hope this summary will be of use. Please contact us if you feel that any issues here are relevant to you or your clients.

International and cross-border transactions can be extremely complex and frustrating (take it from me if you haven’t already experienced it). From the physical movement of goods to the many various types of services, VAT is a minefield. Not only is it very complicated, but different languages, rules and practices can add to the overall issues with dealing with the tax. This shouldn’t be a barrier to companies doing business across the world and we are here to support and assist you.

We are experienced in advising not only on UK indirect tax, but issues in other EC Member States and matters outside the EC.

Do you know whether you have indirect tax responsibilities in other countries? Do you know whether you are taking advantage of all available reliefs?

There are often complex and conflicting issues concerning VAT when dealing with customers or suppliers outside these shores. Although the EC-wide VAT system is supposed to be harmonised, not unsurprisingly, there are significant differences in domestic law and the application of EC legislation. It is easy to get caught out or not even consider VAT issues outside the UK. There are special rules for a lot of activities, with the rules for International Services particularly complex.

Experience insists that overseas tax authorities do not mitigate any assessments and penalties simply because your business is based outside their country. Another twist is that HMRC are simply not interested in any transactions outside the UK so will not assist with taxpayers’ queries.

So what sort of questions should a business be asking itself and in what circumstances could VAT rear its ugly head?

When should I be considering VAT?

Exporting goods – Do they properly qualify for zero rating?
Dispatching goods to other EC Member States – Are they UK VAT free?
Distance Selling (usually online/mail order) – There are special rules for this.
Selling goods in the UK which are to be removed from the UK.
Retail sales to visiting customers.
Electronically supplied services – MOSS
Imports – what value? Recovery of import VAT. Customs Duties. Procedures. Reliefs.
Acquisitions from other Member States – what are the rules? Self-supplies. Procedures.
Provision of services – What is the Place Of Supply (POS)?
Provision of services – UK VAT, no VAT, overseas VAT chargeable?
Working abroad – What are the rules?
Property owned overseas.
Overseas businesses owning UK property
Purchasing services overseas – VAT free? Self-supplies
Purchasing/hiring transport/vehicles cross border; aeroplanes, yachts, road vehicles etc.
Organising trade fairs, exhibitions seminars or training etc– There are special rules.
The Performance rules eg; cultural, artistic, sporting – There are special rules.
Supplies of electronically supplied services – There are special rules. MOSS (Mini One Stop Shop) issues.
Place of belonging issues. Where do you belong for VAT purposes? Where does your customer belong?
Intercompany charges/management charges/recharges – Require careful consideration.
Filing overseas returns and dealing with overseas authorities’ inspections/investigations
Cross-border transactions in used goods (including works of art and cars) – there are special rules.
When negotiating contracts or pricing transactions/projects. You need to know the VAT position first otherwise you cannot budget correctly.

How we can help

We can assist whether you have an ad-hoc query or you require a full service in an overseas country. We can:

Deal with overseas authorities on your behalf
Resolve disputes with overseas clients/suppliers
Analyse cross-border/international positions
Advise on international structures
Resolve complex international technical problems
File overseas declarations/returns and registrations
Deal with HMRC on complex POS matters
Assist with classification and valuation matters
Deal with documentation (which can be complex and demanding)
Review and advise on contracts and tenders
Liaise with local domestic legal/accountancy advisers in overseas countries
Advise overseas businesses making supplies into the UK
Assist with e-services matters including MOSS
Resolve disputes with HMRC
Handle claims for VAT incurred overseas for a UK business and UK VAT claims for overseas businesses
Act as a one-stop shop for all of your overseas tax matters.

So don’t let tax interfere with your business expanding overseas, we are here to help you.

Our New International Service – VAT, Customs Duty, Sales Tax

By Marcus Ward 1 August 2016

Due to a new strategic alliance, we are now able to offer a true worldwide tax, customs duty and excise service.

Gone are the days when you, or your clients, had to deal individually with representatives in different countries, or pay extremely high fees and receive less than immediate service from the big 4. We now act as a one stop shop for nearly every country in the world. Whether it be;

a sales tax issue in Texas
a dispute with the authorities in Romania
a Customs Duty problem with entering goods into Mumbai
appointing a tax representative in Hong Kong
a disagreement over tax with a customer in Switzerland, or
a requirement to file documents in Russia,

we can do this on your behalf.

Of course, we cover every EC Member State – which may be increasing important after Brexit.

We offer a comprehensive, immediate and very reasonably priced service with total transparency on cost and quick response times. We can handle all matters including; advice, structuring, support and compliance while dealing with language issues, understanding domestic legislation and dealing with the relevant authorities in each country. All advice is provided by our very experienced and highly qualified staff with a comprehensive network of contacts. We understand local practices and customs as well as the precise technical requirements. Our advice aims to remove uncertainty and provides a definitive view, rather than a business having to rely on hearsay, incomplete or outdated online information, or advice from a customer/supplier which may not be accurate – all of which we have seen in the past and which can lead to very expensive surprises.

Our service covers the ambit from a small business’ first time cross-border or overseas transaction, to the largest multi-national.

Please contact me should you, or your clients have any international issues, or if you, or they are dissatisfied with current advice in this respect. We can also act on behalf of other VAT consultancies which do not have worldwide coverage.

In a forthcomingt article we will consider International transactions and triggerpoints for when assistance may be required.

Customs Duty – Latest from the courts: Amoena (UK) Ltd

By Marcus Ward 21 July 2016

In this month’s case of Amoena (UK) Ltd the Supreme Court considered whether Customs Duty was payable on a mastectomy bra imported by the taxpayer. For a change, this report is not on VAT.

It was decided that no customs duty was payable on such imports.

The issue was whether the bra should be classified via the Combined Nomenclature as a “brassiere” and as such subject to duty at 6.5%, or as an “‘orthopaedic appliance” in which case no Customs Duty would be payable.

The evidence presented by on behalf of the taxpayer was that the bra is an “artificial part of the body” or “other appliance worn to compensate for a defect or disability” such that it was an orthopaedic appliance. The Supreme Court decided in the taxpayer’s favour. This case has progressed along the appeal route and the decisions have swayed back and forth.

Initially, the First Tier Tribunal (FTT) found that the correct classification should be as a brassiere. The Upper Tribunal reversed the decision and ruled that no Customs Duty was payable. The Court of Appeal then upheld the FTT’s initial decision that Customs Duty was payable at import. Finally, the Supreme Court unanimously allowed the appeal.

If nothing else, this case demonstrates the need for perseverance and the value of fighting for what you believe. I think the correct (and most beneficial for a lot of people) result was reached.

Full case here

VAT Distance Selling Q & As

By Marcus Ward 11 July 2016

VAT Distance Selling: What is it and how will it affect my business?

Q – My internet business is expanding and I am now selling goods all over the EC. Does this create any VAT issues?

A – It could do; if you are selling to individuals (or any other non-business entity) then you should be charging UK VAT regardless of where your customer belongs in the EC. However, when these type of sales reach a certain limit, you will be required to VAT register in each Member State in which the threshold is breached. These are called the Distance Selling rules and apply in situations where the seller is responsible where the supplier is responsible for the delivery of goods B2C; typically mail-order and increasingly goods purchased online (so called “delivered goods”).

Q – What are those limits?

A – Each Members state sets its own limit. However these may be broken down into two categories:

€ 35,000 (or near equivalent in domestic currency) Belgium, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Poland, Portugal, Slovak Republic, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Italy.

€ 100,000 (or near equivalent in domestic currency) Austria, Germany, Luxembourg, Netherlands, UK.

Q – What are the practical implications?

A – Each Member State has different rules for VAT registration and filing of returns. All dealings, save for a few Member States, are undertaken in the language of that country, so broadly, there could be 27 sets of rules and many languages to master in order to comply with the Distance Selling rules! Additionally, we find that some business are unaware of these rules, or discover the impact of them after the limits have been reached. This creates penalties for late registration and filing in nearly all Member States. However, mitigation (along the lines of “reasonable excuse” in the UK) in varying degrees is available in some countries. We have found that it is possible, via negotiation to have penalties reduced or removed after making full disclosure of past turnover. As one may expect, the approach varies from country to country.

Q – Do I have any choices?

A – Yes, although it is not necessary to register until the thresholds set out above are breached; it is possible to VAT register there on a voluntary basis rather than accounting for UK VAT. The considerations are usually; the VAT rate in the Member State concerned (compared to the UK) and; administrative simplification, ie; not having to change over from UK VAT to another Member State’s VAT regime when the limit is reached.

Q – But what if I have accounted for UK VAT on these sales already, what can be done about that? I don’t want to have to pay VAT twice to different authorities.

A – In our experience, HMRC do repay UK VAT overpaid if overseas output tax is due, but this sometimes becomes a struggle and HMRC require full explanation and precise evidence to support a repayment.

Q- Do these rules affect sales made to customers outside the EC?

A- No, these are usually zero rated as exports.

Q So I need to identify the location of all of my customers and monitor sales to ensure I comply with the rules and to identify whether to charge VAT, at what rate, and to which authority?

A – Yes, I am afraid so!

Please contact if you would like us to deal with overseas authorities on your behalf, or you would like assistance with technical issues or with language matters

VAT – Latest from the courts; use and enjoyment provisions

By Marcus Ward 25 April 2016

Telefonica Europe Plc and Telefonica UK Limited

The VAT Use and Enjoyment provisions set out an additional layer of rules which establish the place of supply of certain services. They apply to; telecommunications and broadcasting services; electronically supplied services (for business customers); hired goods; and hired means of transport. Broadly, effective use and enjoyment takes place where a recipient actually consumes the services, regardless of any contractual arrangements, payment, or beneficial interest. The intention of this provision is to correct instances of distortion which remain as a result of considering only where the provider and the customer belong. HMRC give the example of supplies such as telecommunications services which are actually consumed outside the EC, to be subject to UK VAT. Of course, the converse is that it would be distortive for there to be no EC VAT on such services where they are consumed in the UK.

In the Upper Tribunal case of Telefonica Europe Plc and Telefonica UK Limited the dispute involved the way in which the appellant calculated the value of its mobile telephone services which were used and enjoyed outside the EC (and thus UK VAT free). Over a number of years Telefonica had an agreement with HMRC whereby the amount of outside the EC supplies was calculated by reference to revenue, ie; comparing call, text and data income relating to non-EC supplies to total income.

HMRC subsequently formed the view that this method of calculation was distortive because higher charges were made to non-EC users than EC consumers. HMRC proposed a “usage methodology” which used call times, texts sent and volume of data used. As may be expected, this resulted in a lower percentage of supplies that were outside the scope of UK VAT thus increasing HMRC’s VAT take.

The appellant contended that the usage methodology was contrary to EC and UK VAT legislation. Not surprisingly, the UTT rejected this argument, deciding that Telefonica had not established that HMRC’s proposal was unlawful.

So then the outcome would be expected to be that the usage methodology should be used, but no. It was decided that the most accurate method would be one based on the time a customer has access to the network outside the EC; which differs from both the usage and revenue methods.

This type of dispute is quite common and also appears regularly in partial exemption situations. There are nearly always alternative ways to view apportionment calculations and it pays to obtain professional advice; not only to ensure that a fair result is achieved, but as assistance with negotiations (which may avoid having to go to Tribunal).

VAT Worldwide update – Gulf Cooperation Council Countries

By Marcus Ward 7 April 2016

VAT introduction in the Gulf Cooperation Council countries.

The following countries have indicated that they intend to introduce a VAT system for the first time from 1 January 2018:

Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates.

This is a likely result of costly military campaigns and a drop in global oil prices. Although it has been agreed that, to limit smuggling and competitiveness, the countries aim to introduce the tax at the same time it is likely that some countries may defer implementation to a later date. It is thought that healthcare, education, social services and a limited list of food items will be excluded and that introductory rate will be 5%.

Tip: Businesses trading with customers and clients in these countries may need to review their tax obligations, budgets, contracts and other arrangements before the introduction of VAT.

Ten Questions every business should ask about VAT

By Marcus Ward 8 March 2016

1. Am I sure that a VAT inspection would not find any errors?

An inspection can result in significant assessments, penalties and interest, apart from a business becoming “known” to HMRC. Peace of mind is a valuable benefit for a business owner too!

2. Am I sure that I am reclaiming as much VAT as possible?

We often find that businesses miss out on recovering input tax, this clearly results in an actual cost.

3. Do I take full advantage all available VAT reliefs, customs exemptions and duty refund schemes?

Failure to do so will create a tax cost and may be putting a business in a less competitive position.

4. Am I up to date on the indirect tax developments in my key markets?

Indirect tax changes rapidly, and so does the market place. Being unaware of changes that affect you may result in VAT being overpaid, or penalties being levied if you have underdeclared tax. It may also put you at a competitive disadvantage.

5. Have I considered the impact of tax rate changes on my pricing and margin, and have I taken the necessary measures?

Budgeting is affected by VAT. Failure to consider indirect taxes may eat into profit.

6. Do I collect all the data about my customers and transactions that could be required by tax authorities?

As in many VAT circumstances, getting it wrong or missing something results in penalties.

7. Do I comply with all indirect tax requirements in the jurisdictions where I operate or where my customers belong?

VAT and GST does exist outside the UK and ignoring overseas indirect tax obligations may result in action being taken by foreign authorities which will prove to be very uncomfortable and expensive. It is important to understand the rules for indirect tax in each country/area you trade. Don’t get caught out.

8. Do I have the tools to analyse my indirect tax flows and data?

Allocating sufficient technical and human resources to VAT is important. Seeking professional advice at the appropriate time is also prudent.

9. Could changes in the way my business is structured or how transactions are organised improve my indirect tax position and/or reduce complexity?

Saving money and reducing tax complications must be near the top of every business’ wish list. Seeking professional advice on structuring a business or a transaction goes a long way to achieving this

10. Is my business using the right VAT scheme?

There are many special schemes that a business may use, from the Flat Rate Scheme to Margin Schemes. Most are optional, but some, like the Tour Operators’ Margin Scheme are compulsory. Choose the wrong one, or being unaware of a beneficial scheme could cost.

It is important to constantly monitor a business’ VAT position. The nature of trade changes, technology changes, case law changes and the VAT rules are constantly in a state of flux. It is easy to assume that everything is alright because it has always been done that way, but there may be significant exposures and missed opportunities out there. We offer services from a basic healthcheck to a full technical review. A review will let you rest easy in your bed if nothing else!

What VAT CAN’T you claim?

By Marcus Ward 2 March 2016

The majority of input tax incurred by most VAT registered businesses may be recovered. However, there is some input tax that may not be. I thought it would be helpful if I pulled together all of these categories in one place:

Blocked VAT Claims

A brief overview

No supporting evidence

In most cases this evidence will be an invoice (or as the rules state “a proper tax invoice)” although it may be import, self-billing or other documentation in specific circumstances. A claim is invalid without the correct paperwork. HMRC may accept alternative evidence, however, they are not duty bound to do so (and rarely do). So ensure that you always obtain and retain the correct documentation.

Incorrect supporting evidence

Usually this is an invalid invoice, or using a delivery note/statement/pro forma in place of a proper tax invoice. To support a claim an invoice must show all the information set out in the legislation. HMRC are within their rights to disallow a claim if any of the details are missing. A full guide is here: https://www.marcusward.co/vat-invoices-a-full-guide/

Input tax relating to exempt supplies

Broadly speaking, if a business incurs VAT in respect of exempt supplies it cannot recover it. If a business makes only exempt supplies it cannot even register for VAT. There is a certain easement called de minimis which provide for recovery if the input tax is below certain prescribed limits. Input tax which relates to both exempt and taxable activities must be apportioned. More details of partial exemption may be found here: https://www.marcusward.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Partial-Exemption-Guide.pdf

Input tax relating to non-business activities

If a charity or NFP entity incurs input tax in connection with non-business activities this cannot be recovered and there is no de minimis relief. Input tax which relates to both business and non-business activities must be apportioned. Business versus non-business apportionment must be carried out first and then any partial exemption calculation for the business element if appropriate. More details here: https://www.marcusward.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Charities-and-Not-For-Profit-Entities-A-Brief-VAT-Guide.pdf

Time barred

If input tax is not reclaimed within four years of it being incurred, the capping provisions apply and any claim will be rejected by HMRC.

VAT incurred on business entertainment

This is always irrecoverable unless the client or customer being entertained belongs overseas. The input tax incurred on staff entertainment costs is however recoverable.

Car purchase

In most cases the VAT incurred on the purchase of a car is blocked. The only exceptions are for when the car; is part of the stock in trade of a motor manufacturer or dealer, or is used primarily for the purposes of taxi hire; self-drive hire or driving instruction; or is used exclusively for a business purpose and is not made available for private use. This last category is notoriously difficult to prove to HMRC and the evidence to support this must be very good.

Car leasing

If a business leases a car for business purposes it will normally be unable to recover 50% of the VAT charged. The 50% block is to cover the private use of the car.

A business using certain schemes

For instance, a business using the Flat rate Scheme cannot recover input tax except for certain large capital purchases, also there are certain blocks for recovery on TOMS users

VAT charged in error

Even if you obtain an invoice purporting to show a VAT amount, this cannot be recovered if the VAT was charged in error; either completely inappropriately or at the wrong rate. A business’ recourse is with the supplier and not HMRC.

Goods and services not used for your business

Even if a business has an invoice addressed to it and the services or goods are paid for by the business, the input tax on the purchase is blocked if the supply is not for business use. This may be because the purchase is for personal use, or by anther business or for purposes not related to the business.

VAT paid on goods and services obtained before VAT registration

This is not input tax and therefore is not claimable. However, there are exceptions for goods on hand at registration and services received within six months of registration if certain conditions are met.

VAT incurred by property developers

Input tax incurred on certain articles that are installed in buildings which are sold or leased at the zero rate is blocked.

Second hand goods

Goods sold to you under one of the VAT second-hand schemes will not show a separate VAT charge and no input tax is recoverable on these goods.

Transfer of a going concern (TOGC)

Assets of a business transferred to you as a going concern are not deemed to be a supply for VAT purposes and consequently, there is no VAT chargeable and therefore no input tax to recover.

Disbursements

A business cannot reclaim VAT when it pays for goods or services to be supplied directly to its client. However, in this situation the VAT may be claimable by the client if they are VAT registered. For more on disbursements see here: https://www.marcusward.co/disbursements-vat/

VAT incurred overseas

A business cannot reclaim VAT charged on goods or services that it has bought from suppliers in other EC States. Only UK VAT may be claimed on a UK VAT return. There is however, a mechanism available to claim this VAT back from the relevant VAT body in those States. However, in most cases, supplies received from overseas suppliers are VAT free, so it is usually worth checking whether any VAT has been charged correctly.

Input tax incurred on expenditure is one of the most complex areas of VAT. It also represents the biggest VAT cost to a business if VAT falls to be irrecoverable. It is almost always worthwhile reviewing what VAT is being reclaimed. Claim too much and there could well be penalties and interest, and of course, if a business is not claiming as much input tax as it could, this represents a straightforward cost.

VAT legislation – relationship between EU and UK law. A guide

By Marcus Ward 22 January 2016

As most people will know, UK domestic VAT law is derived from EU legislation, but what is the actual relationship?

It is important to understand how both elements of legislation work in cases of dispute with HMRC as it often provides additional ammunition.

History

Most Member States already had a system of VAT before joining the EU but for some countries VAT had to be introduced together with membership of the EU. When the UK joined the EU in 1972 it replaced two taxes; purchase tax and selective employment tax with VAT.

In 1977, the Council of the European Communities sought to harmonise the national VAT systems of its Member States by issuing the Sixth Directive to provide a uniform basis of assessment and replacing the Second Directive promulgated in 1967.

Council Directive 2006/112/EC (the VAT Directive) sets out the infrastructure for a common VAT system which each Member State is required to implement by means of its own domestic legislation. This important Directive codifies into one piece of legislation all the amendments to the original Sixth Directive, thus clarifying EU VAT legislation currently in force.

Intention

The aim of the VAT Directive is to harmonise the indirect tax within the EU, and it specifies that VAT rates must be within a certain range. The basic aims are:

Harmonisation of VAT law
Harmonisation of content and layout of the VAT declaration
Regulation of; accounting, providing a common legal accounting framework
Common framework for detailed description of invoices and receipts
Regulation of accounts payable
Regulation of accounts receivable
Standard definition of national accountancy and administrative terms

EU Statements

There are four types of EU statements:

Regulations – Are binding in their entirety and have general effect to all EU Member States. They are directly applicable in the UK legal system.
Directives – Are binding as to result and their general effect is specific to named EU countries. The form and methods of compliance are left to the addressees.
Decisions – Are binding in their entirety and are specific to an EU country, commercial enterprise or private individual.
Recommendations and Opinions – Are not binding and are directed to specific subjects on which the Council’s or Commission’s advice has been sought.

EU Legislation as part of UK Legislation

EU law is made effective for UK legislation via European Communities Act 1972 section 2. The effects of EU law as regards UK VAT legislation is summarised as follows.

Direct effect

The Court of Justice has held “wherever the provisions of a directive appear … to be unconditional and sufficiently precise, those provisions may … be relied upon as against any national provision which is incompatible with the directive insofar as the provisions define rights which individuals are able to assert against the state” (Case: Becker). Also in UFD Ltd it was stated that “in all appeals involving issues of liability, the Tribunal should consider the relevant provisions of the Council directives to ensure that the provisions of the UK legislation are consistent therewith”.

Primacy of EU Directives over UK legislation

A UK court which is to apply provisions of EU law is under a duty to give full effect to those provisions, if necessary refusing of its own motion to apply any conflicting provision of national legislation.

Interpretation of UK law

If UK VAT legislation is unclear or ambiguous, Tribunals are “entitled to have regard to the provisions of the relevant EU Directive in order to assist in resolving any ambiguity in the construction of the provisions under consideration’ (Case: English-Speaking Union of the Commonwealth).

Legal principles

In implementing the common VAT structure, domestic legislation is required to recognise certain legal principles.

Examples of some of these are the principle of:

Equality of citizens
Subsidiarity and proportionality
Non-discrimination on grounds of nationality
Fiscal neutrality
Legal certainty and the protection of legitimate expectations.

Practical application for most taxpayers

Practically, a result of the above is that taxpayers are regularly able to recover VAT (plus interest) paid to HMRC in error in cases where the UK domestic legislation has not implemented EU law correctly. However, HMRC has no right to recovery where VAT has been under-collected as a result of inappropriate implementation of the EU legislation.

VAT – Well, it is christmas…

By Marcus Ward 7 December 2015

Dear Marcus

My business, if that is what it is, has become large enough for me to fear that HMRC might take an interest in my activities. May I explain what I do and then you can write to me with your advice? If you think a face to face meeting would be better I can be found in most decent sized department stores from mid September to 24 December.

First of all I am based in Greenland but I do bring a stock of goods, mainly toys, to the UK and I distribute them. Am I making supplies in the UK?

The toys are of course mainly for children and I wonder if zero rating might apply? I have heard that small T shirts are zero rated so what about a train set – it is small and intended for children. Does it matter if adults play with it?

My friend Rudolph has told me that there is a peculiar rule about gifts. He says that if I give them away regularly and they cost more than £150 I might have to account for VAT. Is that right?

My next question concerns barter transactions. Dads often leave me a food item such as a mince pie and a drink and there is an unwritten rule that I should then leave something in return. If I’m given Tesco’s own brand sherry I will leave polyester underpants but if I’m left a glass of Glenfiddich I will be more generous and leave best woollen socks. Have I made a supply and what is the value please? My feeling is that the food items are not solicited so VAT might not be due and, in any event; isn’t food zero-rated, or is it catering? Oh, and what if the food is hot?

Transport is a big worry for me. Lots of children ask me for a ride on my airborne transport. I suppose I could manage to fit 12 passengers in. Does that mean my services are zero-rated? If I do this free of charge will I need to charge air passenger duty? Does it matter if I stay within the UK? My transport is the equivalent of six horse power and if I refuel with fodder in the UK will I be liable for fuel scale charges? After dropping the passengers off I suppose I will be accused of using fuel for the private journey back home. Somebody has told me that if I buy hay labelled as animal food I can avoid VAT but if I buy the much cheaper bedding hay I will need to pay VAT. Please comment.

Can I also ask about VAT registration? I know the limit is £82,000 per annum but do blips count? If I do make supplies at all, I do nothing for 364 days and then, in one day (well night really) I blast through the limit and then drop back to nil turnover. May I be excused from registration? If I do need to register should I use AnNOEL Accounting? At least I can get only one penalty per annum if I get the sums wrong.

I would like to make a claim for input tax on clothing. I feel that my red clothing not only protects me from the extreme cold but it is akin to a uniform and should be allowable. These are not clothes that I would choose to wear except for my fairly unusual job. If lady barristers can claim for black skirts I think I should be able to claim for red dress. And what about my annual haircut? That costs a fortune. I only let my hair grow that long because it is expected of me.

Insurance worries me too. You know that I carry some very expensive goods on my transport. Play Stations, Mountain Bikes, i-pads and Accrington Stanley replica shirts for example. My parent company in Greenland takes out insurance there and they make a charge to me. If I am required to register for VAT in England will I need to apply the reverse charge? This seems to be a daft idea if I understand it correctly. Does it mean I have to charge myself VAT on something that is not VATable and then claim it back again?

Next you’ll be telling me that Father Christmas isn’t real……….